NAAW
Not Another AI Wrapper
The resume platform with suspiciously confident claims
The free-ish AI resume builder that gets you hired.
Build a clean resume online, download it as PDF or JSON, and optionally plug in your own API token when you want machine-generated tailoring with a straight face.
- One simple ATS-friendly template
- PDF and JSON export built in
- Optional AI tailoring with your own API key
- Definitely boosts your interview chances by a number we find inspiring.
- Trusted by millions, if you round aggressively and include future users.
- So streamlined it only gives you one template and expects gratitude.
Interview Probability Aura: 94%
John SmithFull stack software engineer
Summary
Experience
Work Experience
Resume Score95%
Jordan Candidate
Professional Achiever of Recruiter Attention
ATS-ish
Tailored Summary
"Curated for maximum relevance and moderate drama."Missing buzzwords found14
Unreasonably polished bullets8
Confidence increaseImmeasurable
Allegedly seen by recruiters orbiting companies such as
OpenAIStripeFigmaNotionSpotifyNetflixShopifyAirbnb
*These are aspirational sightings, not endorsements, guarantees, or legally actionable facts.
What NAAW actually plans to do
Under the satire is a simple open source resume workflow.
One tasteful resume template, because indecision is not a brand.
Export to PDF or JSON for humans, robots, and oddly specific workflows.
Bring your own API key when you want AI tailoring instead of artisanal editing.
Pricing
Choose the plan that best reflects your appetite for unnecessary SaaS energy.
The builder is still just the builder. These plans exist mainly to parody pricing pages while staying on-brand with the kind of confidence this landing page already has.
For the skeptics
Start paying nothingFree-ish
$0/ forever-ish
Perfect for building one respectable resume before deciding software should remain simple.
What’s included
- The one and only resume template
- PDF and JSON export
- Manual editing powered by your own thumbs
- Zero fabricated enterprise dashboards
Most theatrical
Pretend to upgradeHero Trial
$4.99/ dramatic phase
Includes the emotional experience of premium software without the burden of us actually billing you.
What’s included
- Everything in Free-ish
- Permission to feel extremely optimized
- Advanced confidence projection technology
- A made-up success aura with every export
For procurement theater
Escalate the fictionEnterprise Delusion
$29/ month of ambition
For teams who want a procurement-grade price tag attached to what is, in spirit, still one resume builder.
What’s included
- Everything in Hero Trial
- Boardroom-friendly seriousness
- More seats than there are actual features
- The phrase "strategic resume ops" at no extra cost
FAQ
Questions, clarifications, and a small amount of self-awareness.
Is any of this social proof real?
No. The landing page is intentionally ironic and based on what is seen "in the wild." The product idea is real: a lightweight resume editor with PDF export, JSON export, and optional AI tailoring when users provide their own token and a job description.
Who is behind this project?
NAAW is built by the GAB16 SOFTWARE team, who also built atshelper.com, a free resume builder with more ATS-friendly templates and the option for users to create accounts and save their resumes online.
Visit atshelper.comWhere can I find the code?
The code is available in the public GitHub repository. If you want to inspect it, run it locally, or fork it into your own version of resume theater, that is where to start.
Open the public GitHub repoWill this break the bank?
Probably not. You can pick your own model, and for the mini models the cost should usually stay under 1 cent ($0.01 USD) per operation. We even ship a session price calculator so you can estimate what you spent. Across a bunch of resume tailoring requests, ATS Score checks, and resume import runs, we saw roughly 0.4 cents ($0.004 USD) per operation on average.
How do I create an OpenAI API key safely?
Create your key from the OpenAI dashboard, keep it private, and only add low amounts of credit unless you are sure what you are doing. Resume operations should usually cost only a few cents for a batch, but you still should not fund the account with more than you are willing to spend. Also: do not share the key with other people.
Why do I feel like I have seen this before?
Because you probably did, in some capacity. The landing page is vibe-coded to preserve the same look as the "branded" AI wrappers we are trying to combat.